Sasquatch Sightings
Documented evidence of businesses being found. Here’s the part most agencies whisper: we’re a new agency, and our case-study shelf is exactly as long as our client list. So instead of renting testimonials or inventing results — which is illegal, and beneath both of us — we publish proof you can check.
The proof on offer today: field teardowns of real Seattle-market business categories (anonymized archetypes, clearly labeled — never client work), the complete sample audit every new client receives in week one, and this site’s own live numbers. Real client sightings will be reported here as they happen — with permission, numbers, and dates. That’s the standard; anything less is a blurry photo of a guy in a suit.
What have we sighted so far?
Teardowns of market categories we mapped in the field — the failure patterns, the plan we’d run, and exactly how progress would be measured.
The Bakery That Google Forgot: A Capitol Hill SEO Teardown
A field teardown of a Capitol Hill bakery archetype: thriving Instagram, unclaimed Google Business Profile, a PDF menu, and a website Google quietly forgot.
The Invisible Plumber: A Seattle Emergency SEO Teardown
A field teardown of the Seattle emergency-plumber pattern: bare Google Business Profiles, title tags that all say Home, no schema, and an 11-second mobile LCP.
Where’s the proof you can actually check?
Two documents, both public, neither retouched.
The complete sample audit
The actual week-one audit document, filled in for a clearly fictional Seattle kayak-rental shop and published in full. Judge the work itself — not a promise about the work.
Read the sample audit →Tracking the Sasquatch
This website’s own measured performance — lab scores, vitals, and build provenance — published live and updated with every deploy. We report on ourselves the way we’d report on you.
See the live numbers →Want to be sighting #1?
The first client case studies published here will come with permission, numbers, and dates. Start with the free audit and find out what’s keeping your business in the blurry-photo stage.